clown-dick:

how to get a thigh gap

  1. put a guys head between your legs

(via youlostthewholehouse)

tylerssjoseph:

dont let tumblr make you think

  • school isnt important
  • its okay to be rude to your parents
  • its normal to hate everyone
  • self harm and suicide are romantic or great
  • being rude is cute
  • being a female who hits or yells at your boyfriend is woman empowerment
  • depression and other mental illnesses are beautiful
  • grades arent important
  • education isnt important
  • college isnt important
  • smoking is cool
  • drugs are cool

Real motherfuckin’ talk.

(via cross-breed-priscilla)

landorus:

cute girls saying nice things about me makes me stronger

(via teh-moko)

every porn ever

  • guy: *touches girl on the arm*
  • girl: MMMMMMMOOOOHHHHHYYYYEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH

megasixtyfour:

"Hey, can you come to this event thing that you have no interest in?"

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"There’s free food."

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(Source: megasixtyfour, via dexbonus)