landorus:

cute girls saying nice things about me makes me stronger

(via teh-moko)

every porn ever

  • guy: *touches girl on the arm*
  • girl: MMMMMMMOOOOHHHHHYYYYEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH

megasixtyfour:

"Hey, can you come to this event thing that you have no interest in?"

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"There’s free food."

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(Source: megasixtyfour, via dexbonus)